So this has been on my mind for a while. I’ve invested a lot into this relationship and it has been great, but now it just seems to be costing me more than it’s worth. It was fun and dynamic at first, but now it’s just more of the same. I’ve been loyal for years now, and I know you’re trying, but now you’re just being lazy. Also, the new stuff doesn’t seem to be working as well as the old stuff.

Perhaps it’s just a time for a change. A break. I’m moving over to Android. I’m sorry. My messages won’t show up as a “blue” iMessage. And you won’t be able to easily locate me on Find My Friends or see me on FaceTime.

There are other ways we can still connect, but it won’t be the same. You won’t like it as much since it’s not completely built in functionality. Google Latitude and Hangouts? Also, I really started liking iTunes, but after the Maps update, I could feel things going downhill.

You can still tweet me, LinkedIn or Facebook Message, other email or gmail me, post on my wall, tag me on an Instagram, comment on my Yelp review, favorite my FourSquare check-in, or you know… leave me a voice mail because I’m too busy on my social networks to pick up phone calls.